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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Justin Bieber Criticized For Cheating On ‘Ice Bucket Challenge’

Justin Bieber has been criticized for cheating on his version of the now-viral “Ice Bucket Challenge,” in which he poured a small saucepan of water on himself that didn’t actually contain any ice. What do you think?

  • “Now there’ll never be a cure.”

    Paula McCormick Propagandist
  • “I can see how he would get it wrong. ‘Ice bucket’ is a little vague.”

    Natalie Wright Zoo Builder
  • “This kid is out of control.”

    Marty Alter Skin Diver
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