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Justin Bieber Hospitalized After Fainting At Concert

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Justin Bieber Hospitalized After Fainting At Concert

Teen pop sensation Justin Bieber was seen struggling during a performance of “Beauty and a Beat” at a show in London last night before walking off stage and fainting out of view of the audience, and was later taken to a hospital. What do you think?

  • “It must be that we didn’t love him enough. I’m sorry, Justin!”

    Michelle Basantani Wireworker
  • “As long as he keeps tweeting shirtless pictures from the hospital, he can collapse all he wants.”

    Orson Whittemore Systems Analyst
  • “I don’t see why he can’t perform while sitting in an easy chair and sipping some tea.”

    Marty Zorniak Gas Leak Tester

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