Justin Bieber Vomits On Stage

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Justin Bieber Vomits On Stage

In Glendale, AZ for the first show of his new Believe Tour, 18-year-old pop superstar Justin Bieber vomited on stage, but then went on to finish his set, later attributing his illness to drinking milk. What do you think?

  • “He’s so hardcore, though, he probably went backstage after the concert and chugged another quart of 1 percent.”

    Lisa Jarvis
    Office Chair Assembler
  • “Yeah, but it was during the song ‘Girl, I Barf 4 U,’ so I think it was part of the act.”

    Cal Prendergast
    Undercoat Sprayer
  • “Cool. I hear his live vomit is way better than his studio vomit.”

    Daisuke Yoshida
    Aerial Photographer