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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Justin Bieber Vomits On Stage

In Glendale, AZ for the first show of his new Believe Tour, 18-year-old pop superstar Justin Bieber vomited on stage, but then went on to finish his set, later attributing his illness to drinking milk. What do you think?

  • “He’s so hardcore, though, he probably went backstage after the concert and chugged another quart of 1 percent.”

    Lisa Jarvis Office Chair Assembler
  • “Yeah, but it was during the song ‘Girl, I Barf 4 U,’ so I think it was part of the act.”

    Cal Prendergast Undercoat Sprayer
  • “Cool. I hear his live vomit is way better than his studio vomit.”

    Daisuke Yoshida Aerial Photographer
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