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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Justin Bieber Vomits On Stage

In Glendale, AZ for the first show of his new Believe Tour, 18-year-old pop superstar Justin Bieber vomited on stage, but then went on to finish his set, later attributing his illness to drinking milk. What do you think?

  • “He’s so hardcore, though, he probably went backstage after the concert and chugged another quart of 1 percent.”

    Lisa Jarvis Office Chair Assembler
  • “Yeah, but it was during the song ‘Girl, I Barf 4 U,’ so I think it was part of the act.”

    Cal Prendergast Undercoat Sprayer
  • “Cool. I hear his live vomit is way better than his studio vomit.”

    Daisuke Yoshida Aerial Photographer

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