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President-elect Donald Trump made a variety of lofty promises during his campaign as part of a pledge to “make America great again.” The Onion looks at several of these promises and evaluates whether Trump will be willing or able to follow through on them.
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Justin Bieber Wishes Anne Frank Had Been ‘Belieber’

While visiting the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam, pop star Justin Bieber wrote in the museum’s guestbook that the famous diarist and Holocaust victim was a “great girl” and that he hoped “she would have been a Belieber,” using a common term for his fans. What do you think?

  • “Who cares? I’ve been telling people Anne Frank would have loved my carpet-cleaning business for years.”

    Ty Richards Carpet Cleaner
  • “Thank God. I visited the Anne Frank House that same day, and I wrote something far more offensive.”

    Wilbert McBride Systems Analyst
  • “Let the haters hate, but if this stops one Bieber fan from rounding up and slaughtering a Jewish family it’ll all be worth it.”

    Misha Trumbull Casino Dealer

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