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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Justin Bieber Wishes Anne Frank Had Been ‘Belieber’

While visiting the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam, pop star Justin Bieber wrote in the museum’s guestbook that the famous diarist and Holocaust victim was a “great girl” and that he hoped “she would have been a Belieber,” using a common term for his fans. What do you think?

  • “Who cares? I’ve been telling people Anne Frank would have loved my carpet-cleaning business for years.”

    Ty Richards Carpet Cleaner
  • “Thank God. I visited the Anne Frank House that same day, and I wrote something far more offensive.”

    Wilbert McBride Systems Analyst
  • “Let the haters hate, but if this stops one Bieber fan from rounding up and slaughtering a Jewish family it’ll all be worth it.”

    Misha Trumbull Casino Dealer

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