Justin Bieber Wishes Anne Frank Had Been ‘Belieber’

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Justin Bieber Wishes Anne Frank Had Been ‘Belieber’

While visiting the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam, pop star Justin Bieber wrote in the museum’s guestbook that the famous diarist and Holocaust victim was a “great girl” and that he hoped “she would have been a Belieber,” using a common term for his fans. What do you think?

  • “Who cares? I’ve been telling people Anne Frank would have loved my carpet-cleaning business for years.”

    Ty Richards
    Carpet Cleaner
  • “Thank God. I visited the Anne Frank House that same day, and I wrote something far more offensive.”

    Wilbert McBride
    Systems Analyst
  • “Let the haters hate, but if this stops one Bieber fan from rounding up and slaughtering a Jewish family it’ll all be worth it.”

    Misha Trumbull
    Casino Dealer
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