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Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

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ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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Karl Malden Dead

Actor Karl Malden, known for his work in A Streetcar Named Desire and The Streets Of San Francisco, died at 97. What do you think?
  • "At least his soul is in heaven now, most likely being overshadowed by the soul of Marlon Brando."

    Derek Gottfried Brake Adjuster
  • "Is he the one driving the streetcar? Great performance."

    Karen Wolff Field Director
  • "Heard the news on the Today show. By the way, why does Meredith Vieira wear five-inch-tall fuck-me heels at 7:15 in the morning?"

    Irving Pettersen Systems Analyst

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