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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Karl Malden Dead

Actor Karl Malden, known for his work in A Streetcar Named Desire and The Streets Of San Francisco, died at 97. What do you think?
  • "At least his soul is in heaven now, most likely being overshadowed by the soul of Marlon Brando."

    Derek Gottfried Brake Adjuster
  • "Is he the one driving the streetcar? Great performance."

    Karen Wolff Field Director
  • "Heard the news on the Today show. By the way, why does Meredith Vieira wear five-inch-tall fuck-me heels at 7:15 in the morning?"

    Irving Pettersen Systems Analyst

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