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Karl Malden Dead

Actor Karl Malden, known for his work in A Streetcar Named Desire and The Streets Of San Francisco, died at 97. What do you think?
  • "At least his soul is in heaven now, most likely being overshadowed by the soul of Marlon Brando."

    Derek Gottfried Brake Adjuster
  • "Is he the one driving the streetcar? Great performance."

    Karen Wolff Field Director
  • "Heard the news on the Today show. By the way, why does Meredith Vieira wear five-inch-tall fuck-me heels at 7:15 in the morning?"

    Irving Pettersen Systems Analyst

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