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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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Karl Rove Resigns

In an interview with The Wall Street Journal, Bush adviser Karl Rove said that he would leave his White House post at the end of August and go back to Texas. What do you think?
  • "That's going to be tough. He's leaving behind some mighty big strings to pull."

    Randolph Greenland Pediatrician
  • "Is there any word on whether he'll be vanishing into black mist on or off camera?"

    Robin Paulus Gas Station Attendant
  • "I guess Washington can disillusion even the most spirited of idealists."

    Quincy Viernes Risk Advisor

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