Karzai Thanks U.S. Taxpayers For Covering Cost Of War

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Karzai Thanks U.S. Taxpayers For Covering Cost Of War

In an address given during the NATO summit in Chicago, Afghan president Hamid Karzai thanked the people of the United States for bearing the cost of the war. What do you think?

  • "No problem, pal!"

    Steve Redford
    Systems Analyst
  • "Ha-ha, joke's on that guy! We haven't paid a cent for that war yet."

    Susannah Wagner
    Marine Oiler
  • "That’s nice and all, but would it have killed him to send along a nice opium basket?"

    Rich Quigley
    Utility Operator