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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Karzai Thanks U.S. Taxpayers For Covering Cost Of War

In an address given during the NATO summit in Chicago, Afghan president Hamid Karzai thanked the people of the United States for bearing the cost of the war. What do you think?

  • "No problem, pal!"

    Steve Redford Systems Analyst
  • "Ha-ha, joke's on that guy! We haven't paid a cent for that war yet."

    Susannah Wagner Marine Oiler
  • "That’s nice and all, but would it have killed him to send along a nice opium basket?"

    Rich Quigley Utility Operator

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