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Kate Middleton Topless Photos Published

The British royal family is considering legal action after the French gossip magazine Closer published paparazzi photos of Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, sunbathing topless at a private villa in Provence. What do you think?

  • “That’s nothing. I know a website that has a ton of pictures of beautiful naked people in focus.”

    Jane Morrison
    Systems Analyst
  • “Where can I download those photos, look at them once, shrug, and never care about them again?”

    Toby Balk
    Automobile Detailer
  • “What a slut.”

    Grady Thewlis
    Kiln Operator
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