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Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

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ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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Kathy Griffin Rejects 'Dancing'

Comedienne Kathy Griffin reportedly said she would not appear on Dancing With The Stars. What do you think?
  • "How adorable! Her first standard."

    Anne Norton Electrician
  • "Well, in that case, I will also not appear on Dancing With The Stars."

    Michael McAfrey Systems Analyst
  • "Wait, does she know that you get paid for being on that show?"

    Andre Moorcock Dog Groomer

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