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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Katie Holmes To Play Jackie Kennedy

Actress Katie Holmes will portray former first lady Jacqueline Kennedy in a TV miniseries about the life of John F. Kennedy. What do you think?

  • "I can see that. They both have brown hair and husbands whom people want to kill."

    Jeff Cropper Systems Analyst
  • "I'd say this choice is slightly better than Lindsay Lohan, but slightly worse than the corpse of Jacqueline Kennedy."

    Paula Dunn Diving Instructor
  • "Are they doing open calls? Friends say I do a bang-on Robert McNamara."

    Ward Axton Human Resources Director

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