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Katie Holmes To Play Jackie Kennedy

Actress Katie Holmes will portray former first lady Jacqueline Kennedy in a TV miniseries about the life of John F. Kennedy. What do you think?

  • "I can see that. They both have brown hair and husbands whom people want to kill."

    Jeff Cropper Systems Analyst
  • "I'd say this choice is slightly better than Lindsay Lohan, but slightly worse than the corpse of Jacqueline Kennedy."

    Paula Dunn Diving Instructor
  • "Are they doing open calls? Friends say I do a bang-on Robert McNamara."

    Ward Axton Human Resources Director

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