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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Katy Perry To Be ‘American Idol’ Judge

Pop singer Katy Perry will take over as a judge on American Idol when ABC brings back the popular musical competition series later this year. What do you think?

  • “I’ve always said she was this generation’s Randy Jackson.”

    Patrick Rice Bolt Stripper
  • “I hope her originalist interpretation of the Idol charter will reverse the previous judges’ overreach.”

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  • “She has no right to judge anyone after that lackluster performance at the Kansas City Sprint Center.”

    Wade Fenton Chain Gang Foreman

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