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As kids prepare to go back to school, parents are tasked with providing all the supplies and clothes they’ll need for the year. Here are The Onion’s tips for tackling back-to-school shopping.

Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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Katy Perry To Be ‘American Idol’ Judge

Pop singer Katy Perry will take over as a judge on American Idol when ABC brings back the popular musical competition series later this year. What do you think?

  • “I’ve always said she was this generation’s Randy Jackson.”

    Patrick Rice Bolt Stripper
  • “I hope her originalist interpretation of the Idol charter will reverse the previous judges’ overreach.”

    Kate Sartori Match Fixer
  • “She has no right to judge anyone after that lackluster performance at the Kansas City Sprint Center.”

    Wade Fenton Chain Gang Foreman

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