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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Keith Richards Writing Children’s Book

Keith Richards has announced that he is co-authoring a new children’s book called Gus & Me: The Story of My Granddad and My First Guitar, which will recount the Rolling Stones guitarist’s first music lessons with his grandfather. What do you think?

  • “That’s great! My 6-year-old loves the Stones.”

    Carl Lackey Elevator Inspector
  • “All my favorite books are about musicians practicing.”

    Jonathan Hart Unemployed
  • “I’m only interested if he slams Mick.”

    Mary Litman Pants Designer

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