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Keith Richards Writing Children’s Book

Keith Richards has announced that he is co-authoring a new children’s book called Gus & Me: The Story of My Granddad and My First Guitar, which will recount the Rolling Stones guitarist’s first music lessons with his grandfather. What do you think?

  • “That’s great! My 6-year-old loves the Stones.”

    Carl Lackey
    Elevator Inspector
  • “All my favorite books are about musicians practicing.”

    Jonathan Hart
    Unemployed
  • “I’m only interested if he slams Mick.”

    Mary Litman
    Pants Designer