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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Keith Richards Writing Children’s Book

Keith Richards has announced that he is co-authoring a new children’s book called Gus & Me: The Story of My Granddad and My First Guitar, which will recount the Rolling Stones guitarist’s first music lessons with his grandfather. What do you think?

  • “That’s great! My 6-year-old loves the Stones.”

    Carl Lackey Elevator Inspector
  • “All my favorite books are about musicians practicing.”

    Jonathan Hart Unemployed
  • “I’m only interested if he slams Mick.”

    Mary Litman Pants Designer
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