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Kennedy Re-Enters Rehab

After a 3:00 AM car accident in downtown Washington, DC, representative Patrick Kennedy (D-RI) returned to a rehab clinic in Minnesota for treatment. What do you think?
  • "I blame his rehab clinic's cafeteria for making the most addictive waffles on the planet. I've relapsed six times hoping to get another taste."

    Kathy Hollngs
    Systems Analyst
  • "With his upbringing, I'm shocked he's not a better drunk-driver."

    Wilhelm Greene
    Market Analyst
  • "My Dad used to say it's not summer until a Kennedy drives on the sidewalk. Well, he's out planting his garden now."

    David Berger
    Street Sweeper
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