Kennedy Removes Self From Senate Consideration

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Kennedy Removes Self From Senate Consideration

One day before New York governor David Patterson made his selection, Caroline Kennedy, the daughter of President John F. Kennedy, has withdrawn her bid to replace Hillary Clinton in the Senate. What do you think?
  • "It's about time the Kennedy family's string of good luck ended."

    Scott Gallivan
    Systems Analyst
  • "I guess at this point she just goes back to being a Level Two Kennedy."

    Erin Phirman
    Warehoue Supervisor
  • "That's all right, she's already done so much to help this country by having John F. Kennedy as a father."

    Cody Lofgren
    Electronics Tester
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