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Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Kennedy Removes Self From Senate Consideration

One day before New York governor David Patterson made his selection, Caroline Kennedy, the daughter of President John F. Kennedy, has withdrawn her bid to replace Hillary Clinton in the Senate. What do you think?
  • "It's about time the Kennedy family's string of good luck ended."

    Scott Gallivan Systems Analyst
  • "I guess at this point she just goes back to being a Level Two Kennedy."

    Erin Phirman Warehoue Supervisor
  • "That's all right, she's already done so much to help this country by having John F. Kennedy as a father."

    Cody Lofgren Electronics Tester
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