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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Kennedy Removes Self From Senate Consideration

One day before New York governor David Patterson made his selection, Caroline Kennedy, the daughter of President John F. Kennedy, has withdrawn her bid to replace Hillary Clinton in the Senate. What do you think?
  • "It's about time the Kennedy family's string of good luck ended."

    Scott Gallivan Systems Analyst
  • "I guess at this point she just goes back to being a Level Two Kennedy."

    Erin Phirman Warehoue Supervisor
  • "That's all right, she's already done so much to help this country by having John F. Kennedy as a father."

    Cody Lofgren Electronics Tester

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