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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Kennedy Removes Self From Senate Consideration

One day before New York governor David Patterson made his selection, Caroline Kennedy, the daughter of President John F. Kennedy, has withdrawn her bid to replace Hillary Clinton in the Senate. What do you think?
  • "It's about time the Kennedy family's string of good luck ended."

    Scott Gallivan Systems Analyst
  • "I guess at this point she just goes back to being a Level Two Kennedy."

    Erin Phirman Warehoue Supervisor
  • "That's all right, she's already done so much to help this country by having John F. Kennedy as a father."

    Cody Lofgren Electronics Tester

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