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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Kerrey's Secret Shame

Last week, former senator Bob Kerrey admitted that a raid he led in the Vietnam War resulted in the deaths of at least 13 unarmed women and children. What do you think?
  • "Geez, you'd think he could make a run at the presidency without resorting to this kind of grandstanding."

    Myron Kannell Systems Analyst
  • "We all have skeletons in our closets. Of course, in Kerrey's case, it's a whole pile of Vietnamese child skeletons, but still."

    Peter Odomes Banker
  • "Come on. If that had really happened, he'd have an ear necklace like McCain."

    Andrew Hosch Telemarketer
  • "There are many good reasons to kill: money, revenge, that satisfying 'thwump' sound... but not to advance one's political career."

    Ike Brophy File Clerk
  • "What I want to know is, when he realized what had happened, did he throw back his head and yell, 'Nooooo!' in pain and rage?"

    Paulette Arnold Homemaker
  • "I suppose next you're going to tell me that Senator Calley was involved in this sort of thing, too."

    Denise Pillers Florist
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