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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

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Kerrey's Secret Shame

Last week, former senator Bob Kerrey admitted that a raid he led in the Vietnam War resulted in the deaths of at least 13 unarmed women and children. What do you think?
  • "Geez, you'd think he could make a run at the presidency without resorting to this kind of grandstanding."

    Myron Kannell Systems Analyst
  • "We all have skeletons in our closets. Of course, in Kerrey's case, it's a whole pile of Vietnamese child skeletons, but still."

    Peter Odomes Banker
  • "Come on. If that had really happened, he'd have an ear necklace like McCain."

    Andrew Hosch Telemarketer
  • "There are many good reasons to kill: money, revenge, that satisfying 'thwump' sound... but not to advance one's political career."

    Ike Brophy File Clerk
  • "What I want to know is, when he realized what had happened, did he throw back his head and yell, 'Nooooo!' in pain and rage?"

    Paulette Arnold Homemaker
  • "I suppose next you're going to tell me that Senator Calley was involved in this sort of thing, too."

    Denise Pillers Florist

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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

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