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Kevin Spacey To Host Tony Awards

Actor Kevin Spacey, who won one of the prestigious theater awards in 1991 for his role in “Lost In Yonkers,” will host the 71st annual Tony Awards this June. What do you think?

  • “I wish they would finally just hire a permanent host so we didn’t have to learn some new guy’s name every year.”

    Perry Wills Chinchilla Groomer
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DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

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