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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Kevin Spacey To Host Tony Awards

Actor Kevin Spacey, who won one of the prestigious theater awards in 1991 for his role in “Lost In Yonkers,” will host the 71st annual Tony Awards this June. What do you think?

  • “I wish they would finally just hire a permanent host so we didn’t have to learn some new guy’s name every year.”

    Perry Wills Chinchilla Groomer
  • “I remember seeing him on Broadway years ago and thinking, ‘this guy’s going to host the Tonys to promote a TV show one day.’”

    Aaron Cliff Obituary Bibliographer
  • “Can I have have just one day to myself without some goddamn stranger stopping me for my thoughts on Kevin fucking Spacey?”

    Missy Belder Croquet Coach

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