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Kevin Spacey To Host Tony Awards

Actor Kevin Spacey, who won one of the prestigious theater awards in 1991 for his role in “Lost In Yonkers,” will host the 71st annual Tony Awards this June. What do you think?

  • “I wish they would finally just hire a permanent host so we didn’t have to learn some new guy’s name every year.”

    Perry Wills Chinchilla Groomer
  • “I remember seeing him on Broadway years ago and thinking, ‘this guy’s going to host the Tonys to promote a TV show one day.’”

    Aaron Cliff Obituary Bibliographer
  • “Can I have have just one day to myself without some goddamn stranger stopping me for my thoughts on Kevin fucking Spacey?”

    Missy Belder Croquet Coach

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