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KFC Purges Trans Fats

Fried-chicken chain KFC announced that they would change their cooking process to reduce trans fats. What do you think?
  • "Why don't they just give us the option between KFC Classic and KFC For Pussies?"

    Deanna Vitzum
    Bartender
  • "Like any consumer, I'm comforted to know that the undisclosed substances in my food don't contain as much of a particular thing as they did before."

    Bob Klein
    Systems Analyst
  • "In that case, I guess I'll be having my wedding reception at Popeye's instead."

    Jerry Patterson
    Cabinet Maker
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