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A Timeline Of Construction On The White House

George Washington laid the cornerstone of the White House 225 years ago this week, and the building has undergone almost constant change and renovation since then. Here’s a timeline showing how the White House was built.
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KFC Selling Chicken Prom Corsages

Fast food chain KFC has announced that for a limited time during prom season, it will sell corsages made from fried chicken drumsticks on a bed of baby’s breath, which will sell for $20 and include a $5 KFC gift card. What do you think?

  • “My daughter’s dress would look better with something from Burger King.”

    Bob Crider Seminar Instructor
  • “Twenty dollars? I’ll make my own chicken corsage, thank you.”

    Mary Frerichs Unemployed
  • “We weren’t supposed to eat the flower ones?”

    Philip Marchman Line Cook

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