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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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KFC Selling Sandwich-Shaped Meteorite

To mark the launch of its new online store, fast-food chain KFC is selling a 9.5-pound iron meteorite carved to resemble a Zinger Chicken Sandwich, which costs $20,000. What do you think?

  • “I can’t imagine anyone who would pay more than $18,000 for that.”

    Madeline Perkins Faith-Based Geologist
  • “Who hasn’t gazed up at the stars and dreamed of touching a piece of infinity carved into the shape of a fast-food menu item?”

    Kurt Vogl Chain Rattler
  • “I’m glad they’re finally selling healthier sandwiches.”

    James Sowieja Unemployed

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