adBlockCheck

International

The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

Today marks 20 years since the funeral of Princess Diana, known to many as the “people’s princess.” The Onion looks back at the life of Princess Diana before it was cut tragically short.

Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.
End Of Section
  • More News

Kidnapping British People Legal

A lawyer for the U.S. government told the Court of Appeal in London that the United States could legally kidnap citizens of other countries because it was sanctioned by the Supreme Court. What do you think?
  • "People abroad must learn that America lives in our hearts, and that gives us the right to do whatever we want, wherever we want."

    Linda Sai Systems Analyst
  • "I vote to kidnap those posh birds from Nuts Magazine. They've got a right set of baps on them."

    Mark Solomon Video Editor
  • "Look on the bright side. They'll get a fantastic exchange rate on legal fees."

    Ken Ralston Gas Station Attendant

More from this section

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close