Kim Jong Il May Have Had Stroke

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Kim Jong Il May Have Had Stroke

Following his absence during a parade celebrating the 60th anniversary of North Korea, many are speculating that Kim Jong Il has suffered a stroke. What do you think?

  • "I guess now they'll probably have to repaint all those thousands of murals of him with one side of his face all droopy."

    Charlie Cafarelli
    Office Manager
  • "Well, he is 66—he'd be retiring soon anyway."

    Geoffrey Thedford
    Acquisitions Assistant
  • "It's so annoying how whenever you miss a parade everyone thinks you had a stroke."

    Lisa Berg
    Sales Associate
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