Kim Jong-Un Receives Honorary Doctorate

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Kim Jong-Un Receives Honorary Doctorate

A university in Malaysia conferred an honorary doctorate in economics on North Korea’s dictator Kim Jong-un, saying that the 30-year-old leader “makes untiring efforts for the education of the country and the well-being of its people.” What do you think?

  • “The North Korean people must be so proud and hungry.”

    Derrick Stoll
    Systems Analyst
  • “He has a doctorate? Wow, what a catch.”

    Megan Alstadter
  • “Congratulations!”

    Manny Guinta
    Music Critic