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Kim Kardashian Appearance Protested In Bahrain

Appearing in Bahrain to promote a new milkshake franchise called Millions of Milkshakes, celebrity socialite Kim Kardashian reportedly drew thousands of fans as well as at least 50 Islamist protesters, who the police repelled with tear gas. What do you think?

  • “How is that possible when everyone knows it’s Khloé who’s the real bitch?”

    Candy Lynch
    Flower Cutter
  • “That’s pretty ungrateful for a community that just got a new milkshake franchise.”

    Charles Heinz
    Casting Director
  • “Well, whether you love her or hate her, there’s something wrong with you.”

    Vic Gaynor
    Construction Inspector

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