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Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Have Daughter

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Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Have Daughter

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian welcomed a healthy daughter into the world Saturday, with the newborn weighing in at less than 5 pounds and the parents saying they would choose a name that begins with the letter K. What do you think?

  • “If only we could catch a glimpse of her someday.”

    Melinda Duff
    Rancher
  • “I hope whatever name they choose for her is kind of weird.”

    Rick Welling
    Systems Analyst
  • “My baby weighed more than Kanye West’s baby! Did you hear that, world? My baby weighed more than Kanye West’s baby!”

    Troy Martin
    Dining Car Waiter

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