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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Have Daughter

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian welcomed a healthy daughter into the world Saturday, with the newborn weighing in at less than 5 pounds and the parents saying they would choose a name that begins with the letter K. What do you think?

  • “If only we could catch a glimpse of her someday.”

    Melinda Duff Rancher
  • “I hope whatever name they choose for her is kind of weird.”

    Rick Welling Systems Analyst
  • “My baby weighed more than Kanye West’s baby! Did you hear that, world? My baby weighed more than Kanye West’s baby!”

    Troy Martin Dining Car Waiter
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