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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Have Daughter

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian welcomed a healthy daughter into the world Saturday, with the newborn weighing in at less than 5 pounds and the parents saying they would choose a name that begins with the letter K. What do you think?

  • “If only we could catch a glimpse of her someday.”

    Melinda Duff Rancher
  • “I hope whatever name they choose for her is kind of weird.”

    Rick Welling Systems Analyst
  • “My baby weighed more than Kanye West’s baby! Did you hear that, world? My baby weighed more than Kanye West’s baby!”

    Troy Martin Dining Car Waiter
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