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20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

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Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

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Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Have Daughter

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian welcomed a healthy daughter into the world Saturday, with the newborn weighing in at less than 5 pounds and the parents saying they would choose a name that begins with the letter K. What do you think?

  • “If only we could catch a glimpse of her someday.”

    Melinda Duff Rancher
  • “I hope whatever name they choose for her is kind of weird.”

    Rick Welling Systems Analyst
  • “My baby weighed more than Kanye West’s baby! Did you hear that, world? My baby weighed more than Kanye West’s baby!”

    Troy Martin Dining Car Waiter

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