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Extreme Storms To Rip Through Godforsaken Midwestern Wasteland

The Onion Weather Center focuses on the Midwest, where a storm system should recede into the distance like any hope of a stable economic future; a tornado bears down on a podunk, backwater hick town; and field reporter Matt Jennings is live from God knows where.

Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Kim Kardashian Suing Old Navy

Celebrity Kim Kardashian is suing Old Navy for using an actress that looks like her in an ad. What do you think?

  • "Are you sure it's not actually her? That woman is a snowflake."

    Alisha Kelliher Systems Analyst
  • "Please don't sue Old Navy. They make the shorts that I buy."

    Scott Sanders Facilities Planner
  • "On top of that, the ad photo itself is just a simulacrum of the Kim Kardashian look-alike. I'm in cultural studies hell."

    Dwayne Hinds Grad Student

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