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KISS Guitarist Denied Royalties

Former KISS guitarist Vinnie Vincent was denied claims to royalties for the album Lick It Up by the Supreme Court recently. What do you think?
  • "The fact that Ruth Bader Ginsburg simply did not let go of her grudge against Vinnie Vincent is really getting out of hand. That was 20 years ago, Ruth."

    Kelly Brathwaite Elevator Repairperson
  • "Dude, the guy almost destroyed KISS. He doesn't deserve royalties. He deserves a medal."

    Phyllis Weeden Bartender
  • "Okay, but if this Court's next step is to take away Vinnie Vincent's right to have an abortion, I am going to go apeshit."

    Dan Bender Antique Appraiser

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