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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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KKK Recruiting Kids By Handing Out Candy

According to residents of a South Carolina town, the Ku Klux Klan has been attempting to recruit children into its ranks by going to neighborhoods and leaving out bags of candy containing slips of paper with the words “Save Our Land, Join The Klan” and a phone number leading to automated anti-immigrant messages. What do you think?

  • “Their methods may be questionable, but their message is beyond reproach.”

    John Sewell Molder Operator
  • “Oh, no! I hope these aren’t getting mixed up with the candy-filled welcome bags I’ve been leaving around for immigrants.”

    Ian Palvin Home Theater Technician
  • “My kids know to only accept candy from tolerant strangers.”

    Rebecca Whyte Phototherapy Expert
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