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Koch Brothers Made Illegal Sales To Iran

Bloomberg News reported Monday that billionaire brothers Charles and David Koch illegally used German and Italian subsidiaries to sell oil equipment to Iran, a nation classified by the U.S. as a sponsor of global terrorism. What do you think?

  • "But think how it would look if the guys who started up Americans for Prosperity weren't prospering."

    Diane Eickelberg
    Time-Study Engineer
  • "What are you, some kind of Pollyanna who never ran a hustle through a foreign subsidiary before?"

    Corey Hageman
    Systems Analyst
  • "Well, you don't get where the Kochs are by being nice. They make Stainmaster carpet. Know how they test the stain resistance?"

    Mike Davies
    Hammersmith

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