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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Kuwait To Medically ‘Detect’ Gay Visitors, Expel Them

Kuwaiti officials said that the country will use medical tests that they claim can “detect” homosexuality when assessing expatriates attempting to enter their borders, with those who test positive for homosexuality being barred from entry. What do you think?

  • “That is some cutting-edge bigotry.”

    Sven Lamb Unemployed
  • “Is this one of those ‘if your hand is bigger than your face’ tricks where they smack your hand into your nose?”

    Juliet Bush Metallurgical Technician
  • “But that’s not fair to super-straight guys like me with really gay urine.”

    Kurt Orsatti Enrobing Machine Operator

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