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Kuwait To Medically ‘Detect’ Gay Visitors, Expel Them

Kuwaiti officials said that the country will use medical tests that they claim can “detect” homosexuality when assessing expatriates attempting to enter their borders, with those who test positive for homosexuality being barred from entry. What do you think?

  • “That is some cutting-edge bigotry.”

    Sven Lamb
    Unemployed
  • “Is this one of those ‘if your hand is bigger than your face’ tricks where they smack your hand into your nose?”

    Juliet Bush
    Metallurgical Technician
  • “But that’s not fair to super-straight guys like me with really gay urine.”

    Kurt Orsatti
    Enrobing Machine Operator

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