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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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L.A. Bans Fast Food

The Los Angeles City Council passed a one-year moratorium on new fast-food establishments opening in South Los Angeles where 30 percent of the children are obese. What do you think?
  • "Just as long as they don't go overboard and deplete Hollywood's supply of cute little fat kids."

    Samantha Arca Systems Analyst
  • "Kids are craftier than you think. The second you turn your back, they'll find some new way to get fat."

    Timothy Kendall Textile Designer
  • "Yeah, that almost happened to us, but we just lured the fat kids out of town on Census Day."

    Stephen Norton Highway Engineer

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