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L.A. Bans Fast Food

The Los Angeles City Council passed a one-year moratorium on new fast-food establishments opening in South Los Angeles where 30 percent of the children are obese. What do you think?
  • "Just as long as they don't go overboard and deplete Hollywood's supply of cute little fat kids."

    Samantha Arca
    Systems Analyst
  • "Kids are craftier than you think. The second you turn your back, they'll find some new way to get fat."

    Timothy Kendall
    Textile Designer
  • "Yeah, that almost happened to us, but we just lured the fat kids out of town on Census Day."

    Stephen Norton
    Highway Engineer
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