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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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L.A. Bans Fast Food

The Los Angeles City Council passed a one-year moratorium on new fast-food establishments opening in South Los Angeles where 30 percent of the children are obese. What do you think?
  • "Just as long as they don't go overboard and deplete Hollywood's supply of cute little fat kids."

    Samantha Arca Systems Analyst
  • "Kids are craftier than you think. The second you turn your back, they'll find some new way to get fat."

    Timothy Kendall Textile Designer
  • "Yeah, that almost happened to us, but we just lured the fat kids out of town on Census Day."

    Stephen Norton Highway Engineer
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