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Lady Gaga Not Banned From Yankees

After an incident in which Yankees co-chairman Hal Steinbrenner announced Lady Gaga would be barred from the New York Yankees clubhouse, GM Brian Cashman said that this was not the case. What do you think?

  • "How will our pop stars know when it's okay to act up in public if we keep sending them mixed messages?"

    Steven Crowe Reamer
  • "Classic Cashman-Steinbrenner inability to get on the same page regarding their Lady Gaga policy."

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  • "Steinbrenner was just pissed because he mistook Gaga for Jeff Weaver."

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