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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Landlords Urged To Be Vigilant Against Terrorists

Following the death of Osama bin Laden, the Department of Homeland Security has urged landlords to be on the alert for radicalized individuals who may be occupying their buildings. What do you think?

  • “If they're telling me to be racist, I'm way ahead of them."

    Adam Kilbey Systems Analyst
  • "To clarify, the DHS defines 'radicalized individuals' as people who complain about malfunctioning radiators, people who complain about unchanged light bulbs in entryways, and people who complain about inconsistent trash removal."

    Jen Wilson-Piper Security Analyst
  • "No sweat, I've already worked a clause into my standard lease that revokes a tenant's entire security deposit if he commits an act of terrorism."

    Marco Powles Landlord

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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

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