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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Lasers Could Replace Spark Plugs

A team of Japanese researchers has developed an improved fuel ignition system that would use lasers instead of spark plugs. What do you think?

  • "With their attraction to laser lights, I would worry about cats getting trapped in the cylinders."

    Eric Fink Systems Analyst
  • "Great, now I need a laser guy. You got a laser guy?"

    Elizabeth Marsh Gas Charger
  • "Gee whiz, what's next? Spark plugs shooting out of robot's eyes?"

    Robin Minnifield Rasper
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