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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Lasers Could Replace Spark Plugs

A team of Japanese researchers has developed an improved fuel ignition system that would use lasers instead of spark plugs. What do you think?

  • "With their attraction to laser lights, I would worry about cats getting trapped in the cylinders."

    Eric Fink Systems Analyst
  • "Great, now I need a laser guy. You got a laser guy?"

    Elizabeth Marsh Gas Charger
  • "Gee whiz, what's next? Spark plugs shooting out of robot's eyes?"

    Robin Minnifield Rasper

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