A team of Japanese researchers has developed an improved fuel ignition system that would use lasers instead of spark plugs. What do you think?
"With their attraction to laser lights, I would worry about cats getting trapped in the cylinders."Eric Fink Systems Analyst
"Great, now I need a laser guy. You got a laser guy?"Elizabeth Marsh Gas Charger
"Gee whiz, what's next? Spark plugs shooting out of robot's eyes?"Robin Minnifield Rasper