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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Latest Apple Maps Leaves Out Mass Transit

The latest mobile operating system for the iPhone and iPad has drawn criticism for omitting public transportation options from its Maps application. What do you think?

  • "To be honest, I'd be a little embarrassed if my iPhone knew I was using public transportation."

    Sid Johnson Temp Secretary
  • "There’s an app for that! Ha-ha! Oh, wait, there isn’t? This is the first time that joke has ever let me down."

    Becky Evans Corn Detassler
  • "As someone whose consumer choices are meant to reflect a progressive world view, this comes as a disappointment."

    Roy Kirsch Busboy
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