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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Latest Apple Maps Leaves Out Mass Transit

The latest mobile operating system for the iPhone and iPad has drawn criticism for omitting public transportation options from its Maps application. What do you think?

  • "To be honest, I'd be a little embarrassed if my iPhone knew I was using public transportation."

    Sid Johnson Temp Secretary
  • "There’s an app for that! Ha-ha! Oh, wait, there isn’t? This is the first time that joke has ever let me down."

    Becky Evans Corn Detassler
  • "As someone whose consumer choices are meant to reflect a progressive world view, this comes as a disappointment."

    Roy Kirsch Busboy

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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.

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