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Latest 'Shrek' Weaker Than Last

Shrek Forever After, the latest installment in the animated children's franchise, grossed nearly $50 million less in its opening weekend than its predecessor. What do you think?

  • "Time for Mike Myers to go back to the drawing board until he invents a new character who's fat and gross and has a Scottish accent."

    Nicholas Casebolt Mold Cleaner
  • "Really? Maybe after I tell my daughter, she won't want me to take her and the rest of her birthday party to the damn thing."

    Kayla Hamley Pelletizer
  • "Sadly, it has to compete with that other movie with the British-sounding ogre. What's it called? Oh, yeah, Robin Hood!"

    Will Lorinczi Nozzle Tender

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