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Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 14, 2016

ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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Latest 'Shrek' Weaker Than Last

Shrek Forever After, the latest installment in the animated children's franchise, grossed nearly $50 million less in its opening weekend than its predecessor. What do you think?

  • "Time for Mike Myers to go back to the drawing board until he invents a new character who's fat and gross and has a Scottish accent."

    Nicholas Casebolt Mold Cleaner
  • "Really? Maybe after I tell my daughter, she won't want me to take her and the rest of her birthday party to the damn thing."

    Kayla Hamley Pelletizer
  • "Sadly, it has to compete with that other movie with the British-sounding ogre. What's it called? Oh, yeah, Robin Hood!"

    Will Lorinczi Nozzle Tender

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