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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Latin America Leaning Left

With the election of Socialist pediatrician Michelle Bachelet in Chile, Latin America is leaning further to the left. What do you think?
  • "Never gonna happen. United Fruit would never allow it."

    Laura Sweeney Home Inspector
  • "Why does the World Bank keep loaning them money if this is what they're going to do with it?"

    Paul Sonne Graphic Designer
  • "Wow, they are leaning more left! A Hispanic president!"

    Ryan Moser Customer Service

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