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A Timeline Of Construction On The White House

George Washington laid the cornerstone of the White House 225 years ago this week, and the building has undergone almost constant change and renovation since then. Here’s a timeline showing how the White House was built.
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Latin America Leaning Left

With the election of Socialist pediatrician Michelle Bachelet in Chile, Latin America is leaning further to the left. What do you think?
  • "Never gonna happen. United Fruit would never allow it."

    Laura Sweeney Home Inspector
  • "Why does the World Bank keep loaning them money if this is what they're going to do with it?"

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