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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Latvian Meteor Strike A Hoax

A Latvian mobile phone company has admitted it staged a meteor strike outside the town of Mazsalaca as a publicity stunt. What do you think?
  • "I wish people would stage meteor hoaxes in my town. Instead, when people where I live get bored, they inhale lacquer thinner."

    Benjamin Rodgers Unemployed
  • "Why do we always have to question things? Can't we just enjoy the hole in the ground for what it isn't?"

    Nick Ast Finished Goods Stock Clerk
  • "It makes you wonder what other ruses those dastardly Latvians are trying to pull on us. Are those Rothko paintings really masterpieces, or just plain old monochromatic rectangles?"

    Ann Finkel Inetrlacer

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