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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Laura Bush: U.S. To Condemn Burma

First Lady Laura Bush said Tuesday that the White House was ready to slap sanctions on the Burmese military government if it did not move toward democracy. What do you think?
  • "I didn't care about Darfur. Good luck getting me to give a shit about Burma.”

    Ian Brannon High School Administrator
  • "Shh, nobody tell her those monks aren't Christian.”

    Elizabeth Janey Systems Analyst
  • "Gen. Shwe is going to be pretty embarrassed when there's a big, blank space on his wall where the White House Christmas card should be."

    Jonah Simms Salvage Expert

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