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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Law Allows Abandoning Teens

A Nebraska law designed to protect newborns and infants has instead allowed parents to abandon children up to age 19 at hospitals. What do you think?

  • "That's outrageous. Hospitals aren't supposed to be like a common casino parking lot."

    Matt Witter Hardware Salesman
  • "Okay, but why not look on the bright side? Maybe some of those abandoned teens will quickly learn how to be doctors."

    David Myron Building Superintendent
  • "But raising kids is hard. I don't wanna do it. No! Stop it! You can't make me! I won't do it!"

    Kathryn Duno Telephone Operator
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