Law Allows Abandoning Teens

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Law Allows Abandoning Teens

A Nebraska law designed to protect newborns and infants has instead allowed parents to abandon children up to age 19 at hospitals. What do you think?

  • "That's outrageous. Hospitals aren't supposed to be like a common casino parking lot."

    Matt Witter
    Hardware Salesman
  • "Okay, but why not look on the bright side? Maybe some of those abandoned teens will quickly learn how to be doctors."

    David Myron
    Building Superintendent
  • "But raising kids is hard. I don't wanna do it. No! Stop it! You can't make me! I won't do it!"

    Kathryn Duno
    Telephone Operator
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