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Universe Crueler, More Uncaring Place Than Previously Thought

The universe, long known as a bleak and unforgiving place where essentially nothing matters, is in fact even crueler and more heartless than previously thought, according to a startling report published Tuesday by scientists at the Institute for Advanced ...

How Movies Receive Their Ratings

Many Americans use the MPAA’s formalized rating system as a guide for which films to see. The Onion provides a step-by-step view into how these ratings are chosen:

‘Winnie-The-Pooh’ Turns 90

Winnie-The-Pooh, the A.A. Milne series featuring a stuffed bear and his toy animal friends, debuted 90 years ago this week. Here are some milestones from the franchise’s nearly century-long run:
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"Law & Order" Actor Arrested

Former Law & Order star Dennis Farina was arrested and charged with a felony after he took a loaded, unregistered handgun to an airport. What do you think?
  • "Can't say I blame him. That Brookstone in Terminal One can get pretty dicey."

    Elizabeth Carter Systems Analyst
  • "There's always one loose cannon in every fictitious television precinct."

    Lyle Greystoke Parachuting Instructor
  • "What's the big deal? Maybe he was just planning to shoot people on the plane."

    Doug Napier Molecular Geneticist

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