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"Law & Order" Actor Arrested

Former Law & Order star Dennis Farina was arrested and charged with a felony after he took a loaded, unregistered handgun to an airport. What do you think?
  • "Can't say I blame him. That Brookstone in Terminal One can get pretty dicey."

    Elizabeth Carter Systems Analyst
  • "There's always one loose cannon in every fictitious television precinct."

    Lyle Greystoke Parachuting Instructor
  • "What's the big deal? Maybe he was just planning to shoot people on the plane."

    Doug Napier Molecular Geneticist

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