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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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"Law & Order" Actor Arrested

Former Law & Order star Dennis Farina was arrested and charged with a felony after he took a loaded, unregistered handgun to an airport. What do you think?
  • "Can't say I blame him. That Brookstone in Terminal One can get pretty dicey."

    Elizabeth Carter Systems Analyst
  • "There's always one loose cannon in every fictitious television precinct."

    Lyle Greystoke Parachuting Instructor
  • "What's the big deal? Maybe he was just planning to shoot people on the plane."

    Doug Napier Molecular Geneticist

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