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Lawyer Sues Casinos Over Gambling Addiction

A former lawyer has named six Atlantic City casinos in a $20 million lawsuit claiming that they did not prevent her from losing nearly $1 million. What do you think?

  • "This lawsuit is completely unnecessary. She should realize that she can always still win it back."

    John Lally Student
  • "I thought Atlantic City was just a joke. Is that a real place?"

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  • "I hope she loses, so she can sue the Justice Department for even more."

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