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Lay’s Debuts Chocolate-Covered Potato Chips

Frito-Lay will begin selling a milk-chocolate-covered version of its wavy-style potato chips this week, which will be available through the holiday season and will be priced at $3.49 for a five-ounce package. What do you think?

  • “Those will taste great in my holiday butter dip.”

    Marco Esposito Beeswax Blender
  • “Well, that simplifies my Christmas shopping a bit.”

    Del Garrett Systems Analyst
  • “I lost my dad this year, so the timing’s perfect.”

    Sharon Conrad Invertebrate Zoologist

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