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Lay’s Debuts Chocolate-Covered Potato Chips

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Lay’s Debuts Chocolate-Covered Potato Chips

Frito-Lay will begin selling a milk-chocolate-covered version of its wavy-style potato chips this week, which will be available through the holiday season and will be priced at $3.49 for a five-ounce package. What do you think?

  • “Those will taste great in my holiday butter dip.”

    Marco Esposito
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