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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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‘Lean In’ To Be Made Into Movie

Facebook chief operating officer Sheryl Sandberg’s 2013 bestseller Lean In, which aims to empower women in the workplace, is slated to be turned into a movie by Sony Pictures and likely directed by Aaron Sorkin. What do you think?

  • “This has ‘no nude scenes’ written all over it.”

    Mike Berandes Charter Bus Driver
  • “I hope it’s in 3D. It’d be so cool to see an empowered woman coming right at you.”

    Katie Urso Secretarial Worker
  • “My daughter is way too empowered as it is.”

    James Smocer Food Service Overseer

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