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Brad Pitt Sidelined 6 To 8 Weeks With Red Carpet Toe

LOS ANGELES—Saying doctors strongly recommended that he stay off the injured foot, representatives for Brad Pitt confirmed to reporters Sunday that the actor was sidelined six to eight weeks with a case of red carpet toe.

The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:
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‘Lean In’ To Be Made Into Movie

Facebook chief operating officer Sheryl Sandberg’s 2013 bestseller Lean In, which aims to empower women in the workplace, is slated to be turned into a movie by Sony Pictures and likely directed by Aaron Sorkin. What do you think?

  • “This has ‘no nude scenes’ written all over it.”

    Mike Berandes Charter Bus Driver
  • “I hope it’s in 3D. It’d be so cool to see an empowered woman coming right at you.”

    Katie Urso Secretarial Worker
  • “My daughter is way too empowered as it is.”

    James Smocer Food Service Overseer
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