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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Legalizing Mexican Labor

Last week, President Bush promised illegal Mexican immigrants a worker program to legalize their labor in the U.S., but not blanket amnesty. What do you think?
  • "You have to admire Bush's firm resolve to get American tables bused in an efficient, legal manner."

    Dan Hunt Systems Analyst
  • "As a fifth-generation Italian-American, I am opposed to any and all immigration."

    Gloria Goelz Homemaker
  • "I have been iffy on Mexicans ever since El Macho, the Thief of Hearts, stole away my lover true. Curse you, El Macho!"

    Peter Whitmire Roofer
  • "Let's get our parameters straight here: Are we talking about the kind of Mexicans who get into knife fights, or the kind that smile and refill your drink?"

    Marty Clash Electrician
  • "So Bush is not offering amnesty, but he is allowing them to work. And this is a bold stance because...?"

    Richard Nelson Stockbroker
  • "If the Mexicans are legalized, they can still be exploited, right?"

    Donna Gold Researcher
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