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Legalizing Pot In Canada

Last week, a Canadian parliamentary committee recommended that the government legalize the use of marijuana. What do you think?
  • "If they do legalize pot, they're gonna be the world's number-one economic power in no time, 'cause you can make anything out of hemp."

    Dan Zorn
    Cashier
  • "The last thing we need is a glut of web sites explaining how, if you watch Strange Brew while listening to Rush's 2112, it all matches up."

    Erin Parker
    Biologist
  • "I just hope no marijuana slips into the U.S."

    Doris Atkinson
    Librarian
  • "I'm gonna toke up, sit back, and watch the geese."

    Bob Edwards
    Lawyer
  • "Yeah, I heard about that. They're doing the same thing in Canada."

    Cameron Davis
    Welder
  • "They're legalizing pot, plus they already have free health care and almost no crime? Now, why exactly do we always make fun of them, again?"

    Eric Donald
    Systems <br>Analyst
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