Lennon, 25 Years Gone

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Lennon, 25 Years Gone

Today marks the 25th anniversary of the death of John Lennon. What do you think?
  • "I can't believe it's been 25 years already. It seems like only yesterday that Lennon was dead for nine years."

    Jesse Robbins
    Actuary
  • "It's too bad he couldn't live to see himself in an ad for Apple."

    Nate McConarty
    Corrections Officer
  • "Damn. Now there's going to be another special edition of Catcher In the Rye, and I'll have to get this one, too."

    Phoebe Plagens
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