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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Lesbian Teen Suing School Over Prom

A Mississippi high school senior is filing suit against her local school board, which canceled its prom after she challenged its policy against same-sex dates. What do you think?
  • "I'll put up streamers and play Black Eyed Peas all night if they want to come over to my house and kiss."

    David Pierson Systems Analyst
  • "I have to say, canceling the prom was a pretty ingenious way for the school to make it seem like the girl is the bad guy in this situation."

    Natalia Cohen Safety Inspector
  • "Obviously, you can't have a lesbian couple at prom. Their softball cleats would ruin the gym floor."

    Jacob Brooks Unemployed
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