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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Less Than 1 In 4 Americans Trust Newspapers

A Gallup poll found that only 23 percent of Americans are confident in the information they receive from newspapers, down from a high of 51 percent in 1979. What do you think?

  • “I don’t believe you. Fuck off.”

    Gilbert Bleuze Systems Analyst
  • “Well, we won’t have to worry about them much longer.”

    Joyce Willmus Cloth Shearer
  • “I don’t trust any publication that uses paper that flimsy.”

    Colin Holden Mercury Purifier

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